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18/12/2014
Staff Win Eight Goal Thriller
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The Shiplake staff football team continued their imperious form with an entertaining victory over BMW Financial Services. After struggling to break down the opposition’s defence in the first half, braces from strikers Mr Miller and Mr Moffatt and a diving header from Mr Duncan were enough to register another win.

On a frosty morning, Shiplake made a strong start to the match immediately dominating possession and looking dangerous in the final third. This attacking intent proved to be the home side’s downfall, though, as BMW launched a turbo-charged counter attack after 10 minutes and opened the scoring. After finding space on the right wing, a looping cross deceived the maroon defence and allowed the centre forward to plant a header into the bottom corner.

Shiplake were not deterred by this setback as they again began to assert their brand of possession football on the game. A loyal band of spectators including Mr Dix and Mr Crisford arrived to cheer on their colleagues, and Shiplake’s pressure began to yield numerous goalscoring opportunities. Star striker Mr Miller was the main culprit behind the team’s profligacy, perhaps feeling fatigued from his 30 mile cycle ride immediately prior to the match, as he failed to convert two guilt-edge chances from 8 yards out. His first header shaved the post while an unfortunate bobble then proved costly after strike partner Mr Moffatt’s cushioned knock down from an exceptional Mr Rowlinson cross. Industrious midfielder Mr Walter fired wide after sprinting clear of the defence while marauding right back Mr Ebbage also had a fizzing shot saved by the BMW keeper.

Fears were growing that it may have been ‘one of those days’, but the breakthrough was worth waiting for as Shiplake showed their class with their best goal of the season so far. Head of Psychology Mr Ebbage outwitted his opponent in a 50-50 challenge and instigated a lightning attacking move with a sharp pass into Mr Miller. The ex-Welsh Premier League baller spun on a sixpence to lose his marker and powered down the right wing. An early cross hung up beautifully at the back post where Mr Moffatt arrived with a bullet header to level the scores. The link up play between the duo fuelled many comparisons to the ‘SAS’ Suarez and Sturridge partnership from last season, with Shiplake’s equivalent labelled ‘M&M’.

BMW started the second half in ‘revved-up’ fashion as their talented midfielder, closely resembling Esteban Cambiasso, began to dominate proceedings. It was totally against the run of play when Shiplake grabbed the next goal. The BMW ‘keeper failed to hold a cross from creative midfielder Mr McSweeny and this time Mr Miller made no mistake with the rebound. This triggered a crazy 5-minute spell which put the hosts in firm control of the match. Miller grabbed his second goal with a brave header from an inswinging corner and Moffatt matched his tally with a cross-cum-shot which rather fortunately drifted into the top corner.

The game looked over but BMW moved through the gears and threatened an unlikely comeback. Goalkeeper Mr Muhley had a solid debut in net but could do nothing to stop a powerful volley from 10 yards out and, after another goalmouth scramble, an instinctive header made the score 4-3. Orchard Housemaster Mr Mallins cleared off the line in spectacular fashion as BMW’s resurgence continued.

Shiplake weathered the storm and finally put the match beyond doubt with their fifth goal. McSweeny grabbed his fourth assist of the second half with another corner, this time finding man of the match Mr Duncan who outmuscled his opposite man and put his head in where it hurts to get his name on the scoresheet. Crystal Palace fan Duncan and centre back partner Mr Sharkey are developing a formidable defensive reputation and look set to be immortalised in Shiplake’s football folklore.

There was still time for referee and Director of Studies Mr Munro to correctly punish Mr Miller for diving in the penalty area, and Director of Sport Mr Gaunt to somehow prevent a goalbound effort from his own teammate crossing the line. After hitting the deck, Gaunt looked up expecting to see the ball in the back of the net before realising his header had landed in the car park. At the other end, new keeper Mr Mallins (who stepped in for Mr Muhley after he departed on a boarders’ trip to Westfield Shopping Centre) made some excellent saves to keep the score at 5-3.

Master in charge of football Mr Rowlinson commented: “This was another thoroughly enjoyable game and a fitting way to end the term. We hope the staff’s run of victories bodes well for the pupils’ football season which begins in January.”